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Won't you get me a hound for Christmas?
Won't you tie her all up with a bow-wow-wow-wow
'Cause when you leave me to fly to Atlanta, I’ll cry
Unless you get me a hound for Christmas
Well, sometimes I ride the black dog
And sometimes it rides me
But when I'm here at home and you’re too busy to phone
That black dog is good company
They don't get much snow down in Georgia
But there's a blizzard in old Waterloo
You know you lay me down low when you leave me all alone
Won't you get me a hound for Christmas?
I don't need no purebred or hunter
No fancy elite pedigree
So long's she's got fur, and a bark – not a purr
I know she’d be just what I need
‘Cause I ain't got a shoulder to cry on
No pinto or mustang to ride on
But with that dog I'd go far in my little green car
Won't you get me a hound for Christmas?
Won't you get me a hound for Christmas?
Won't you tie her all up in a bow-wow-wow-wow
I know you're flying in your jumbo jet
But you ain't comin' home to me yet
Won't you get me a hound for Christmas
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Long Winter Blues
03:24
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Well the sun is shining somewhere I'm told
But these gray skies, they sure are getting old
Tired of being wet and cold and sad too
Well I've got them old long winter blues
The weather man says 6 more weeks of snow
The groundhogs can’t decide which way to go
I’m staying home and watching the news
Well I’ve got them old long winter blues
When I get dressed I wear every sweater I can
When I go outside I look like the Michelin Man
The salt’s clean eaten through my shoes
I’ve got them old long winter blues
All my friends go skiing on the weekend
But a friend who drags me skiing’s not a real friend
They say “enjoy it” but frankly, I refuse
I’ve got them old long winter blues
The weather man says 6 more months of snow
The snowplows can’t decide which way to plow
I’m staying home and watching the news
Well I’ve got them old long winter blues
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Solstice
02:50
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Well I got up
But I should have stayed down
Only darkness was around
Twelve hours of dark, so long and blue
The longest night to get through
I went left but I should have gone right
In the woods on the darkest night
Stumbled once right on the path
This long, long night, it cannot last
This mood, it’s all thick gloom
The longest night since mid June
And the sun has moved away
Its winter now
The darkness stays
When the leaves fall from the trees
I know the sun is far from me
Wasted now I’m almost done
If I die drag me to the sun
From those trees the birds look at me
I am a fool, that’s what they see
Could not sleep worried all night
I awoke it was dusk twilight
Solstices or equinox
I only know, if it’s cold or hot
The sun stopped today
Reversing is here, till the shortest day
At the end of the year
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Go tell it on the mountain, over the hills and everywhere;
Go tell it on the mountain that Jesus Christ is born.
While shepherds kept their watching o'er silent flocks by night,
Behold throughout the heavens there shone a Holy Light.
The shepherds feared and trembled when lo! Above the earth,
Rang out the angel chorus that hailed our Saviour's birth.
Down in a lowly manger the humble Christ was born
And brought us God's salvation that blessed Christmas morn!
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Home Before the Snow
03:00
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The leaves are changing colour
And the air is getting colder
The snow is going to fall soon
And I know I won’t be there
I’ll be driving ‘round the country
From St John’s to old Port Hardy
I’ll be dreaming of you nightly
Because I know I won’t be there
Oh I know, the time is passing slow
Oh I hope, I’ll be home before the snow
I’ll set you a spot at the table
Come home love, when you’re able
I’d be happy, I’d be grateful
But I know you won’t be there
When will I see you again
‘Get your letters now and then
I’m tired of paper and pen
But I know you won’t be there
I thought I’d be home for Christmas
Can’t hardly breathe for this homesickness
But I have to ask forgiveness
Because I know I won’t be there
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Christmas Parmesan
02:35
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may this festive season give you joy
and happiness and cheer
and the strength to fight the world of trite
all around this time of year
and I wish you all the things you love
That put you at your ease
but most of all, like it or not
I wish you cheese
Bad music playing in the shops
A blow-up reindeer on the lawn
the ugly trappings you despise
the schmaltz that you hate on
but while you scowl at Santa
I hope you’ll find some peace
In this, my friend, until the end:
I wish you cheese
I won’t always be beside you to point out the funny side
of all the ads and media that take you for a ride
So let me sing this song for you, and share my expertise
There’s better cheer when you are here
I wish you cheese
I know ugly sweaters make you cringe
and sweat and overheat
and eggnog flavoured everything
don’t make the season sweet
corporations wish you peace and love
and cash back guarantees
but don’t forget with no regret
I wish you cheese
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Christmas Comes by Rail
03:00
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Can you hear the train a-comin’
All the children come a-runnin’
Christmastime will be arrivin’ by rail
All around the snow is fallin’
But the railroad signal’s callin’
Christmastime will soon be rollin’ into town
Here comes the tree that grandfather sends
From thousands of miles away
Cross rivers and valleys, ‘round mountains and bends
It’s Christmas come today
Even though the times are hard
And the money don’t go far
Christmastime comes in a boxcar by rail
And for all our Christmas wishin’
It’s a family tradition
Christmastime comes to the station by rail
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Holiday Hootenanny
03:16
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There’s time tomorrow for a silent night
But today we’ll gather ‘round and be merry and bright
So top up your drink and prop up your granny
It’s the annual holiday hootenanny
Let’s all go a-wassailing among the neighbour’s yard
And track our muddy boots all on their floor
So no one will find out that we spilled wine on that guitar
And return all of our presents to the store
The banjo player’s singing, she’s been drinking too much nog
No one told her that it’s full of rum
Now she’s on the kitchen table dancing with the dog
In the morning won’t remember what she’s done
Let’s all get together and sing a buncha songs
But no one can remember all the words
Everybody mumbles when it’s time to sing along
*mumblemumblemumblemumblemumble* -ERDS
There’s turkey in the oven and there’s biscuits in the pan
Don’t mention that the kitchen smells like smoke
There’s way too many people in there trying to lend a hand
And your uncle keeps repeating that dumb joke
We’ll deck the halls with all our coats and leave our hats behind
Add our brick of fruitcake to the pile
We’ll write our names on paper cups and eat way too much pie
We’ll have ourselves a merry little while
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See amid the winter's snow
Born for us on earth below
See the tender lamb appears
Promised from eternal years
Hail, thou ever blessed morn
Hail, redemption's happy dawn
Sing through all Jerusalem
Christ is born in Bethlehem
Say, ye holy shepherds, say
What your joyful news today
Wherefore have ye left your sheep
On the lonely mountain steep?
Sacred infant, all divine
What a tender love was thine
Thus to come from highest bliss
Down to such a world as this
"As we watched at dead of night,
Lo, we saw a wondrous light:
Angels singing 'Peace On Earth'
Told us of the Saviour's birth."
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Grey Christmas
03:24
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We’re missin’ the red of the holly
The gold of the ribbons and bows
The rainbow of lights on this green Christmas tree
‘cause Christmas is grey this year
This isn’t the carol I planned for
This Christmas is not white or blue
There’s no silver bells singing throw cares away
Or rosy-cheeked carolers here
We already got you a present
Just like we do every year
But the snowman is decked out in bright woolly style
in the hat that was meant for you
Next year we’ll set up the table
Our old traditions made new
Next year we’ll gather the family
But now we’re just trying to get through
Maybe one day we can bear it
One day we’ll be merry and bright
But the black and the white of the stars in the sky
Light up our grey Christmas this year
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White Vans
02:50
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Here they come in my neighbourhood
Seems to be much more than there should
White Vans with packages
Oh- Christmas coming to town
Look at what little Suzie can buy
A toy, a gun, a prosthetic eye
Never know what shows up at his door
With no money down
White Vans with packages
Filling lives up to the brim
Christmas was so much more
Oh, carolers at your door
Use to spend a little time
A turkey dinner and bottle of wine
Christmas was so much more
When we didn’t count our dimes
Can it be on that website
A Santa Claus to come on Christmas night
Armed with gifts stuffed in a sack
No matter if you’re bad all year
Don’t be joyful at the smile
Fancy boxes in the garbage pile
The economy just skimming by
As the Scrooges steal from the poor
Merry Christmas to the human race
A CEO flew into outer space
Things just keeping heating up
Yet no fire in the hearth this year
Maybe next year: something else
A little love, not some crap off a shelf
Count your blessings and raise a beer
And to everyone a hap, happy New Year!
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Layers
03:38
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I wish I were an autumn leaf
Covering the ground
And I wish I were a cold Nor’easter
Blowing them around
But I’m under all these layers
Long-johned and sweater-bound
And it’s a long time ‘til spring
Oh it’s a long time ‘til spring
Yes it’s a long long time ‘til spring
It’s only now November,
we’re already complaining
It’s a long time ‘til spring
I wish I were a candle
Burning in the night
And I wish I were an evergreen
All trimmed with twinkle lights
But I’m under all these layers
Out of mind and out of sight
And it’s a long time ‘til spring
It’s a long time ‘til spring…...
It’s not a Christmas carol
but you can hear us sing
It’s a long time ‘til spring
Wish I were a snowflake
Floating in the the breeze
And I wish I were a blizzard
To blanket all the trees
But I’m under all these layers
So that I will not freeze
And it’s a long time ‘til spring
It’s a long time ‘til spring…...
January is a new year
but it don’t mean a thing
It’s a long time ‘til spring
Wish I were a snowplow
To clear away the drifts
And I wish I were a snowbird
Fly away from all of this
But I’m under all these layers
It really is the pits
It’s a long time ‘til spring
It’s a long time ‘til spring……...
February gives us all the blues,
it’s really depressing
It’s a long time ‘til spring
I wish a were a ski lift
Gliding up the slopes
And I wish I were a warm snap
To raise all of our hopes
But I’m under all these layers
By now we know the ropes
It’s a long time ‘til spring
It’s a long time ‘til spring……..
March comes in like a lion
And out like a hornet’s sting
It’s still a long time ‘til spring
It’s a long time ‘til spring…….
Well April should bring showers
But it’s probably still snowing
It’s still a long time ‘til spring
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Auld Lang Syne
02:39
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Should auld acquaintance be forgot
And never brought to mind
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
And days of auld lang syne
For auld lang syne, my dear,
For auld lang syne,
We'll take a cup o'kindness yet
And days of auld lang syne
We too have run around the slopes
And picked the daisies fine
We've londoned many weary foot
Since auld lang syne
We too have paddled in the stream
From morning sun to night
But the seas between us broad have roared
From auld lang syne
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When the mountain touches the valley
All the clouds are taught to fly
Thus our souls will leave this land most peacefully
Though our minds be filled with questions
In our hearts we’ll understand
When the river meets the sea
Like a flower that has blossomed
In the dry & barren sand
We are born & born again most gracefully
Thus the winds of time will take us
With a sure and steady hand
When the river meets the sea
Patience, my brother ,and patience, my son
In that sweet and final hour
Truth and justice will be done
Like a baby when she is sleeping
In her loving mother’s arms
What a newborn baby dreams is a mystery
But her life will find a purpose
And in time she’ll understand
When the river meets the sea
When the river meets the almighty sea
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Onion Honey Waterloo, Ontario
Onion Honey makes folk music, sharp and sweet and mixed in with banjo and mandolin, washboard and double bass, fiddle and warm five-part harmonies. It’s a recipe for a great time and good for what ails, home-cooked comfort food for the ears.
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